What the fuck?

ask.fm/heyitsmad

im bored so yeah ask away:)))

Things that say a lot about people:

the way which they treat the waiter/waitress

how they feel about the weather

whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books

fingernails

and hands in general

their preferred creative outlet

how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone

whether or not they drink coffee

if they ever forget to eat

how honest they are with themselves (and others)

if they correct your grammar

how they treat their parents

if their eyes turn black when you say cristo

if they can tell the difference between your and you’re, to too and two, and their there and they’re while texting

(Source: younghabitats)

(Reblogged from buttstooawesome)

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

Still better history lesson than any lecture I’ve sat through this year.^^^^

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Mar 27

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cincosechzehn:

i am obligated to reblog this every time i see it on my dash

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Feb 10

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of-romano-and-spain:

I couldn’t deal I’m sorry.

Omfg just for those ^^^^

(Source: hubedihubbe)

(Reblogged from romanorgasm)

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: fathersollux)

(Reblogged from matryoshkaroderich)

sherlockofbagend:

people-should-all-be-onions:

llamacorns:

everydayiamcumberbatchin:

the-great-princess:

stumpimusprime:

Honestly, we should make this the most reblogged thing on Tumblr.

Let’s do it.

Sherlockian or not, every tumblr person can relate to this.

thiS SERIOUSLY the notes omfg

I swear, he is five years old.

(Reblogged from matryoshkaroderich)

Feb 09

ombrre:

voxunumanima:

come-alittlecloser:

sushi-cat:

To anyone who reblogs this before February 14, I will make you a personalized valentine based on your blog.

So excited. I just can’t.

omg

(Reblogged from buttstooawesome)

slythindorwitch:

shakeyourbuddah:

roselalond:

roselalond:

my mom just bought mitt romney toilet paper

if you thought i was lying

that must be hard to get your butt clean when you wipe it up with more shit

reblogging this again because ^

^^

(Source: haloandtrenchcoat)

(Reblogged from maple-flavored-ghost)

because-they-always-fall:

i-saw-the-silence:

majorsarcasm19:

rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie:

shizlizz:

hetawholockvengerstuck:

kumquatofthedawn:

hetawholockvengerstuck:

thenoodleboo:

Well, you broke physics. Way to go.

ALWAYS REBLOG BROKEN PHYSICS

IT’S NOT BROKEN PHYSICS IT’S AIR PRESSURE WHERE DID YOU LEARN PHYSICS

ALWAYS REBLOG AIR PRESSURE BREAKING PHYSICS

Physics

Physics, physics, physics, physics,physics,physics, PHYSICS

Hope you’re writing this all down.

IT’S STILL PHYSICS, HELL

Fuck physics

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